our curiosity was far greater than our fear

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I think the thing people don’t realize with that bullshit “well not all guys are dangerous, you should give them a chance” or what the fuck ever is like 

if i had a plate of cookies and i was like yeah, a few of them have laxatives in them and one’s got cyanide in there, BUT THEY’RE NOT ALL LIKE THAT

you’re probably not gonna take a fucking cookie

“Get sleep, eat sushi, and take naps as needed.”

– tips for living longer from the world’s oldest person (via jeou)